- 2012: slutty 12 year olds
- 2016: slutty 10 year olds
- 2020: slutty 6 year olds
- 2025: slutty 3 year olds
- 2030: slutty 1 year olds
- 2035: slutty fetuses
- Me: OK, I will go to bed at 1 am.
- Clock: 12:59
- Me: OK, this is it, I will go to bed in a minute.
- Clock: 1:01
- Me: Guess I have to go to bed at 1:30 now.
